Three glass tumblers stood ready on the toilet seat.

三只平底玻璃酒杯已经放在了座位上。

" A toilet seat sits open in the grass field."

“草地上敞开。”

You forgot to lift up the toilet seat.

你忘了把座掀起来.

Incidentally, toilet seats aren't really even that bad.

顺便说一句，座圈也没那么糟糕。

Pee after holding the toilet seat up.

把掀起来后，再尿。

Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

纸垫啊！我去加油候，你们就去买这个吗？

That the toilet seat is probably the cleanest place in their house.

最令人惊讶，圈可能你家中最干净地方。

So the places where we prepare our food, those were dirtier than the toilet seats.

所以，我们准备食物地方比座圈更脏？

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，坐垫放下来。

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

我要上洗手间 -上完把坐垫放下来。

Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny?

包了丝龙？ 那没有一点点好笑吗？

You can buy me that toilet seat cover.

你可以给我买套。

Nope, that's not the toilet seat.

不，不座圈。

He says “… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet? ”

他说，“你可不可以在用完之后把圈放下来呢？”

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把坐垫立着，移民局人就会相信咱们结婚了。

The first person asks me to make sure I put the toilet seat down after I use it.

第一个人让我要确保在每次用完厕所有把放下来。

Lennon grabbed his guitar and joined his bandmates only wearing underwear and a toilet seat around his neck.

而拿起吉他，加入到其他乐队成员中，他只穿了内裤，脖子上还套着座圈。

Wait a minute. You think my business is in the same universe as Carl's auto body toilet seat covers?

等会儿，你以为我生意和卡尔坐垫一个档次吗？

… would you mind keeping the toilet seat down after you've used the toilet.

你可不可以在用完之后把圈放下来呢？

Police have reported a man being bitten by a four-foot snake when he lifted his toilet seat on Sunday morning.

警方报告称，周日早上，一名男子在提起座圈被一条四英尺长蛇咬伤。